AND THE WEINER IS???

Well as I predicted, al 'the bore' gore won an Oscar for his dreary 'we're all going to die' sci fi pic "an inconvenient truth".

Which is pretty much what a sci fi movie would be like if done by the weather channel. Boring special effects, dull acting, stiff actors and excruciating voice over work.

The comedic thing about this is that this fiction is and was passed off as non fiction, by true believers that have chosen to make 'environmentalism', their own stand in for a real religion.

YEPPERS! That’s what this is, my lil poots. It’s a pseudo religion. Set up by shallow people that are uncomfortable with any religion that has any standards, or believes in any sort of values.

Nope...better to worship a tree or a rock. And good ole al has set himself up as the high priest.

Now, this entry isn’t going to be a post about 'global warming', as I just don’t have the time for that at this point. Maybe later though. No, this is just going to be on the Oscars.

Now I didn’t watch the Oscars. I just did enough reading pre-Oscar to know that the 'stars' were all going to be showing up in 'hybrid' limos! And it was deemed as the 'green' Oscars!!! I mean crap-doodles, even the stupid and dark animated 'Happy Feet' (which is an enviro flick-duh.) got the Oscar for 'best' animated show.

The writing was on the wall. Of COURSE al gore was going to get the Oscar...........and he did.

And the weiner is???? AL GORE!

So the Tennessee testicle made his loafy self up to the mic. Exchanging googly eyes with leo dicaprio, who breathlessly spouted how much of a hero he (al) is! How much of an inspiration he (al) is!! ("HERO" + "INSPIRATION"= al? makes every bit as much sense as "RUGGED" + "MACHO" +"MANLY" = leo dicaprio. Or BETTER yet: "SEXY+HOT+ PRO AMERICAN BEAUTY= hillary clinton. Ummmmm.....no.)

ANYWAY! So al gets up there and gives his "You love me! You really, REALLY love me!" speech. A pretty lil diddy about how we can allllll make a difference if we just face reality and do our part.

All of the plastic people got up and cheered and applauded and wiped tears from there stretched eyes. Oh...so...so frickin beautiful!

It was only after the show was over that we were able to get a nice, fluffy looky loo at 'the real reality'. The plastic people abandoned their green 'hybrids' for their jets and zipped off to the parties or back to their homes. Al himself went back to his home, and word got out that al lives in not one, not TWO, but THREE HUUUUGE energy gobbling houses.
And al loves to travel! Boy Howdy does he?! Very much like his plastic Hollywood friends at the Oscars, He is quick to push aside his hybrid and jump on that jet to hopscotch around the globe to tell YOU to.....well, I guess NOT to jump on a jet and/or live in big houses.

I don’t know, I think ole al has stumbled on something here that he's taking advantage of. But in its essence, at its core, It IS liberalism at its most obvious.

NOT necessarily believing in anything, but saying ENOUGH and doing enough to make you feel better about yourself and make it look as if you do indeed give a damn. When you really don’t.

So al got himself a lil gold statue. To sum it all up?:

A bunch of losers in life came together and voted to give another loser, a loser award for a loser movie about a loser cause.

Doesn’t make you any bit closer to being a winner al, It just makes you.... well, the high priest of your own made up religion.

But still a loser.

At least it makes you feel good about yourself though. And really isn’t that what liberalism is all about?