Big ole kissies for the artist formerly known as "robo"

Awesome post! Twuly.
had everything in it. drama and pathos!
Sex and Violence.
Starsky and Hutch
Lavern and Shirly.
Even a kitchen sink.
EVERYthing you could ask for...unless you want the truth, or facts.
First off countsy my lil tom boy, I wasnt "picking a fight" with the artist formerly known as "robo". I was merely answering what I thought was a thoughtfull post from him awhile back. Now back to your corner youngster.(pat pat pat on the bottom).

Hi robo:)

Well here we are..just you...just me. sigh......kinda cozy huh? double sigh.
"classic Handel silliness"? hmmm.. Well I do admit that some of it is retread and yes it gets tiring doing re-tread. But I find that when talking with you or countsy..there is so much embarrasing stuff that you guys have done that you unfortunatly cant slap the "reset" button on and start over. And since I have EVERY ONE of those posts (well just about) saved....your best bet would be to ...(I GUESS) rewrite history.
Such is the case with the whole, "ban him" thing. What your saying is puuuuure "DOMO MAREE POOO-POOOO , MR RO- BOOOO HHOOO! . And ya know it. And I hate that. What digs under my patootie more than anything is when someone is being dishonest with themselves. REALLY REALLY trying to convince themselves of something. You said BAN HIM during a time when I wasnt even 'critiquing' anything art wise. My response was basically to something countsy said..about "freedom of speech". I believe YOUR eloquent response to me and another poster was "ban him", and "....its your blog count, if they dont like what your saying they can fuck off." (Or something to that effect.) Which was beautiful-cuz it curved right into the point I was making at the time. Again...thank you.
And when you say that I was "annonymous". Do you mean because it said "annonymous", or does that count even NOW that I have this lovley lil ol Handel? hmmmm.
In anycase, you can remember it any way you like to remember it. Anyway that makes it easier to wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and say: "yeah..I didnt contradict myself...and my friends are too stupid to go back and look to see what was said. clear and easy".
BUT, as you say-enough of that.

robo says:
""I have a lot to do. I'm working a ............................""

That made me laugh so hard I..I may have pee'd myself...just a lil bit.
I felt like you were standing at a chalk line scrunching your lil face and trying with all your might to PEE as FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR as you can. ((scrunchy scrunchy)).
Dudster...yo..I'm GLAD your busy dude. I AM! I want'cha to be! PLEASE, dont think otherwise. And with that, I'll move on. :) I see no point right now to scrunch my face and PEE. perhaps in the future. But for right now, as in the past, I am confident and I am secure.
(Not that I havent been known to pee every now and then..but right now, I'm good, thanks.)

I got another lil chuckly when I read the whole..." " "he does his typical Handel-thing by basically saying "I don't write angry rants, YOU do!"""
Nope! I just respond in kind. And mind you mr robo, Most of my knock down drag outs are usually with countsy. Not you. You dont really get involved in the "debate on the real world" type of stuff. Remember? You're more the "i'll sit and listen", type. (YOUR words, not mine).
Again, I respond in kind. I mean really, its as if you havent HEARD some of the stuff that countsy and rickart and the rest of the bots say. But then, its just laughed off. I dont mind because then I just b----slap him around. But then you guys cry about it. I tell ya...If I am the "blog troll" then you guys are the lil princely guy from monte pythons holy grail! You know the lil efeminite guy that ...."I just waannt tooo siiiiiiiiiiiing."
If you sallies wanna bring it. coo'. Just dont go crying like a bunch of nancies when someone challenges you in the SAME tone.
robo says:

"""You seem to be rather irritated at me and Count, so you rant rather angrily about us.""
Irritated?.Oh I dont know..quite honestly, you two are pretty much the typical glass jawed lefty art guys. In some ways its funny. And in others ways its annoying. 'freedom of speech(EXCEPT FOR YOU!!). 'Crits welcome(UNLESS THEY'RE UNFLATTERING!). 'Anonomous' is not acceptable (UNLESS YOUR REALLY REALLY NICE TO ME!)'
The list is endless.

Your lil talk on 'chips and loopsy'. """Personally, I think this sTatement is a bit of a reach, and was said in an attempt to get a rise out of me, or perhaps hurt me."""

No. Not trying to get a 'rise out of you' OR hurt you. Any more than you saying that I write long bitter angry pistol to my head lonely rants" (ha) was meant to hurt me or get a rise out of me. I take it as what YOU feel. Nothing more, and nothing less. My view on your strip as I've stated to you quite upfront and as honestly as I could....It is not MY cup o' noodles. Its not. SURE I laugh from time to time. But its pretty much the same 'tone'.
Is there an audience for it. Obviously. Your doing a hell of a job entertaining your back of the room pals, and some guys that are wanting to get into the industry. All that AND having a great time of it. Nutin wrong with that at all, man! Go nutty!! Crappers pippy longstockins, go DOUBLE NUTTY!
For me..uh uh. Its just not my thing. And thats fine. I sometimes tune in to see the execution of certain things. And then dont check back for awhile due to busy, busy. My calling it a 'rant' was more meaning that its pretty...well..(.dont poot yourself now)..pretty one dimensional. Yes, Yes you have the duck and yes, yes...he has a wife and theres a bunny that cusses and and and...
ok.
But....to me I think of it like a bit o music....with the same beat over and over and over. Or like a hack and slash movie thats pretty much the same thing over and over and over.
NOW! As you say..maybe this is just a lil joy ride for you. Just to make yourself and your workbuddies giggle. And if thats the case, I guess thats fine. To me....It rings a little like making underarm farts for the boys in the back of the class. But at least its tried and true.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE, dont assume that I'm taking a stab at you on this. I told you way back when..taint my sort of thing. I would feel different if it were more textured. And that would make the humor pop a little more.
And if you still think that THATS a "bit of a reach"...well....get it away from your dumbass friends and show it to others for some fresh perspectives.

robo:""""Well, you did succeed at making me go "Huh???"""
Well hopefully I've cleared it up for you. I dont want you scratching your head TOO long on it."whut duh hee meeeeeeeeeeeeeen?"

robo hollas:"""I don't think that youve been unfair. Creepy, obsessive and obnoxious""
well..WHO says we dont have much in common!? HERE HERE!

robo says::""but dude, your "crits" are a cool breeze compared to an old teacher I had by the name of Phil Steel. THAT guy gave harsh critiques"""

Uhhh,,ok. good, good.
But Its like I've BEEN SAYING! They have NOT been unfair to you. NOT been out of spite or meeeeeeeaness. OR Overtly nasty. They have been nothing, but a cool breeze..I like that.
Which makes the fact that your squealing like a lil mary all the more silly.
So knock it off already.
I look forward to the rest of your post. Tried to post in the kagematch (also known as Countsy blog #563), But got denied.:(
So I go hear...Less spineless whiny weenies in here. Nothing but us he-men wussy haters in here.
Till nxt time robo---I'll bring the corn.