
Now I 
wasn't going to write about the movie for this entry, But I thought since I have some thoughts on it, why not share a 
lil bit!
Last 
Friday, My studio took us on a noontime screening of "
Spiderman 3". A very cool theatre that serves you up lunch or dinner right at your seat! I had a very good steak 
sammich, but skipped the 
alcohol..I did after all, have to get back to work for the rest of the day.
The movie: I liked it. Not sure if I loved it. I 
definitely have to see it again to make that determination. Although I did walk away a 
lil frustrated.
Not because its over two hours long, but because I just felt like so much valuable time was badly spent. For one thing there is just TOO many frigging villains in this. 
Raimi kept it in check for the first movie..just one villain. Did the same for the second movie...just one 
villain. Which makes me  doubt that he's  going to be doing another 
Spidey movie, because it almost feels like him saying, "well since this is my last...lets have FOUR VILLAINS!"
Yup..four 
villains. 1) Sandman 2) Venom 3) Harry aka goblin junior 4) Eddie Brock.
I'll get to Eddie and venom in a sec, first lets talk about 'Sandman'.
The sandman as played by Thomas Hayden Church, is just fantastic. I 
didn't think that they were going to be putting as much  into that character as they did. But MAN! Was he awesome.
You really feel for him. You feel for his situation. You wish you could help him. I wish there was MORE of him.
Then there is Harry, who is still being freaky 
deaky with hatred for 
Spiderman/peter. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
But lets get to Venom. Venom was treated as a throw away character. Which is fine because Venom is and always HAS been a nothing character. I've never been all that crazy about him. The best thing about that character is the effect that he/it has on the people that it commits to.
You see the effect that he has on peter. And its played pretty well. UNTIL....and this is what really bothers me....Until its played for cheap laughs.
There is something that I always play in my head, no matter what I'm drawing,painting, etc..."remember what type of story your trying to tell."
Not too long ago, 
disney put out a film, called the 'hunchback of 
notre dame'. Now there are scenes in that movie that i remember saying "what the hell???"
The hunchback story first of all is a very dark story, So 
disney taking a stab at it 
immediately sends up warning flags. And sure enough....
there's a song that the 
gargoyle comical sidekicks (ugh I cant believe i said 'comical 
gargoyle sidekicks') sing that is just 
soooo idiotic. It even has them all playing poker with 'quasi' wearing a visor!
WHAT TYPE OF MOVIE ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE?????
Well..
that's what I was saying in my noggin at certain times in the 
Spiderman movie. One such moment is the jazz club dance between 'dark peter' and Gwen Stacy. Peter goes on this spider powered waltz in order to tweak 
Mary Jane.
Now 
don't get me wrong...it all looked damn cool, especially the chair stuff. But the focus should be on making you really feel how dark and nasty peter is turning. You should really feel it-the intention to HURT, really HURT someone he, peter, cared for.
Instead...its mainly played for laughs. Playing the piano like hes a jazz pro, waltzing as if ......I 
don't know. Silly.
For anyone that knows anything about movie history, it is what it is: An obvious tip of the hat to Jerry Lewis's "nutty professor". (geeky professor makes a serum, drinks 
serum-turns nasty and mean, but hip, dances around...etc).
I 
don't know..the whole sequence was pretty powerless to me. And it 
shouldn't have been.
Another thing that bothered me, was Eddie Brock....man! I loved the way 
Topher Grace was playing him! Lots of texture, lots of personality. While 'venom' the character is a throw away, Eddie Brock is NOT.
But they end up 
wizzing through some major important stuff like him being humiliated in front of the office staff. Which should have really been played up so that YOU felt it too...You should have felt the rough 
competition between him and peter. To lead into the harsh humiliation. Enough to JUSTIFY him wanting to "kill Peter 
Parker".  And you 
don't. Not one bit. You kind of roll your eyes when he delivers the "kill peter parker" line.
Again....more time being 
fritted away.
Here's what I'd do:
movie is 2 hours 20 
Min's.
1) Cut harry out all together. I 
don't want to see the goblin for awhile. Let us feel like a lot more time has gone by to justify Harry becoming a pro goblin glider and fighter. (
sheesh).
2)  Cut  out  silly scenes that  
shouldn't be silly- 
don't waste the time or momentum. There is ( I SWEAR!!) FIVE MINUTES of song and footage of 'dark peter' walking down the street to a song ( a cool song albeit) pointing at girls. Getting a suit, and doing a little jig. But I 
don't feel the threat of a darkening personality. I just see a geek who was a geek and well...still is a geek, who now for some reason can dance and play piano. (silly).
3) It 
shouldn't have been Harry coming to help 
Spiderman, It should have been Sandman. Therefore spending the time making 'venom' a more 
powerful threat. Rather than just a nothing.
4) 
Don't put Gwen Stacy in unless your going to have her be more than just a model.
jeesh....Gwen Stacy is as close to a 'canonized' character as your going to get. Give her something more than just a dance scene otherwise why have her in the movie at all?
(The actress DID look exactly like her tho--good choice).
5) 
Don't make 'dark Peter' look like '
lil nicky'. That kinda sucked. Again I 
didn't feel the threat of a changing personality as much as I saw  a gay goth geek. Pretty much any fine art grad at cal-art.
Well...those are a few things that jump out at me. I have other things, but it would just be small nitpicky stuff. Not worth mentioning. Believe it or not, I did like it. I had fun and I'm just not going to hate anything that at least respects its source material, and takes it seriously.
And 
Raimi does do that.  I just would have liked a little more 
coherent take on this story.
But it was fun.....and that steak 
sammich was 
da' bomb, baby!
although...now that I think of it....In 
hindsight, I 
should'a had that beer.
crap.
Go see it. Its doing bang up 
bidness and I'm glad. Cause its fun and its good for COMICS!