I hope your eating something slightly better for your Thanksgiving.

10-Pound Hairball Pulled From Girl's Stomach

By JOSEPH BROWNSTEIN
ABC News Medical Unit
Nov. 26, 2008

"An 11-year-old girl in Mumbai, India, was hospitalized with pain in her stomach, and surgeons were forced to operate. What they found was a foot-long hairball.

The mass of hair -- known as a trichobozear - -is a potentially fatal result of a mental illness called trichotillomania, a condition in which the patient pulls her hair out and, in many cases, eats it. And while the condition is not well known, American doctors say that it may afflict 1 percent of all Americans.

"It's a fairly uncommon outcome for trichs," said Dr. Martin Franklin, associate professor of clinical psychology and psychiatry at the University of Pennsylvania, who studies trichotillomania in children and adolescents. "But it's pretty life-threatening if you do end up here.""

Negotiations with the attractive girls union break down.

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman



Just substitute the name "Matt" in the place of "Mike", and I think that its pretty dead on.
We all know a 'matt' don't we? Sad little effeminate pansies.
>:)

Throw mon-eh in da hole!

In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

HAPPY VERTERANS DAY !

To all of our wonderful troops. Past and present.

You are loved and appreciated by..well...at least half of America (Democrats hate you but..you already knew that)>:)

God bless you and thanks for all that you are and do.

HAPPY VETERANS DAY !

Dow reacts to obama election. Loses 943 points in two days.

Could it pop up again tomorrow? Sure.

Is this drop a coincidence? Nope.
Will we continue to have moments like this? YUUUP.

Its a reaction to what they think is coming.
Is there alot of "re-arranging of funds" right now? Taking your money and legally 'hiding' it?
YUUUPPPPP.

How do I know?
I'm one of the ones doing it.

>:)

By SCOTT MAYEROWITZ
ABC NEWS Business Unit
Nov. 5, 2008

The stock market took a major beating today after the election of Democrat Barack Obama and Democratic gains in both the House and Senate. The Dow Jones industrial average losing nearly 500 points and markets in Europe also saw drops.

new posts coming on the weekend.
>:)

When its true...sometimes its hillarious.this is one of those times.

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Its a great country.

I think barring any sort of miracle, its a safe bet to say that the wrong guy won.
I knew (as many did) that there was a wind against us this year. Lots of obstacles. Not to mention that its just hard as hell to win it three times in a row.

That being said, I wont give a snarky post this time. I will give exactly the post that I said I would give. Because it is and will again point out the differences between the sides.

I will give a hearty congrats to the other side and say well fought.
Tomorrow though.... It begins.

I'll have more to say then. >:)

But for now, I say well fought! It is truly...a great country!

Black Panthers Cause Problems In Philadelphia

anyone surprised please raise your hand...anyone? noone?

of course not.
>:)

'Lippy and Choopus' and Ron Paul........?

I know another feller....'Robo'.
He's a pal of my nemesis, 'countsy'.
I've criticized 'robo' as being something of a 'follower' of my nemesis 'countsy'.
Just kinda keeping his nose really close to the stank hole of the 'countsy', being that its easier to 'go with the flow' with your workmates rather than think for yourself and act accordingly. Why rock the boat, ya know?

I read somewhere (possibly 'countsys' blog) that 'robo' said something like he was actually leaning towards Ron Paul. Now I don't know what scares me more...
either its :

1) a desperate attempt to look like your a free thinker, willing to take ones lips off the pockmarked, cottage cheesed tuckus of 'countsy'...ORRRR

2) He really does like ron paul for whatever reason....either ignoring the stupidity of ron pauls isolationism, and blame America first attitude.
Also ignoring that he (paul) was highly touted by far FAR fringy RIGHT wing groups who like his isolationist rants and writings .

But! Lets give ole robo the benefit of the doubt. Lets say he WAS truly intrigued by Ron Paul's fascinating allure. His alpha male ruggedness! His UBER CHARAAAAAAAAAAAAAZMA!!
Lets say by now, ole Robo has schooled himself as to what a dork Ron Paul is. Who is Robo NOW going to vote for?
McCain or barry ?

Who is it Robo? I'm going to assume that you have had some time to do some research on the two of them. Any thing about McCain bother you? anything really EXXXTREEEEME about him?
How bout barry O? Anything EXXXXXTREEEEME about HIM?

Tell me robo. Pweeze oh pweeze! I'm really curious! Lay your cards on the table for all to see. With reasons why you are choosing who your choosing.

But ...there's always the chance that he can't hear me. Its hard when your head is either tucked firmly in ones own assy or in someone elses.

(or so I'm told...)

The difference......

A palie of mine asked me, "Handel...(he doesn't really call me 'Handel') He says "Handel...what are you going to do if barry wins?"
I remind him that I have always thought that this thing could go either way. It just depends on whether or not the people out there are awake and care about facts. But yeah..It could go either way. I still believe that tonight. On this election eve.

If McCain wins, I'll sigh and be glad that the grown ups are still in charge. If barry wins, I'll sigh and have my first day of worry as I wonder when the terrorists will bring their game to the malls of our country.

Another palie of mine, who follows my back and fourth with a nemises of mine by name of 'countsy', said to me..."Oh man, what are you going to say to 'f**ckula' ( his term)?"

I say: I will wish him a hearty congrats and then remind him that its time to produce now. On the ridiculous promise to give 95 % of the population a taxcut, increase spending, decrease the military AND keep our country safe, produce jobs while bankrupting small business, and increasing taxes on everyone. (and thats just a few items).
But I will give my congrats to his scurviness.

I say this even after recently stopping by his bloggy and perusing this quote after Palin gave her speech at the RNC convention::

"George Bush with a vagina!!
Nice speech, bitch. Reading a speech someone else wrote from a teleprompter. "

(Now lets put aside that shes got more experience GOVERNING than obama has. Lets put aside that obama is almost lost without his teleprompter....)

Theres the difference right there between conservatives and leftists...clear as glass.
I'll wish countsy a congrats, and sit back and watch the train wreck...but I'll wish him congrats..
HE (countsy) says things like "bush with a ..."

There's a term for that folks...."bad upbringing".
What more can be said? When I'm confronted with these examples, it strengthens my belief that little boys shouldn't grow up with 'two daddies'.

Baaaaaad upbringing.

My thoughts on SARAH PALIN.

Looking back over the last three months, I don't think that I've had a post on my thoughts on Sarah Palin.
Well here's my thoughts.

I adore this woman. Just adore her.

Here's why:
When she was rolled out as the VP choice, many people came out saying "who?"
I knew who she was due to her record in Alaska and her stance on energy. That and I have relatives that are familiar with her. I knew her to be a very capable person, with a fiery streak. A fighter.
But I didn't know how she would fare on the national scene. Its a bit different than the local. In other words...shes a governor. Governors know how to run things which is what makes them the most able to be a leader of a country. But again...how would she translate to the 'national scene.'

I said that --knowing that the media would be out for her. As they are with any conservative.
I had no idea just HOW MUCH though. They went after her with anything that they could come up with. Even sounding like the national enquirer than so called 'reputable' news organizations.
"is trig not her baby but her daughters baby???"
The amount of bile that was thrown at her, was stunning. And continued on through the last week of the campaign. (more on this in a future post).
It really made two things clear.
1) The news has really abandoned even the 'illusion' of being balanced and non party.
2) The left was clearly afraid of Sarah Palin. Moreso than John McCain.

Especially after she was hit with a week of non stop attacks, and then to come out and give a jaw dropping speech at the RNC convention.

She scares the crap out of them.

Shes smart, shes got charisma, shes real and genuine, shes a fighter. With a record.
And yeah...she's damn attractive.
That last one can cut both ways. As a plus and a negative.
Dems don't worry about that with their female candidates as they all look like old shoes, which may make it easier for some women to vote for them.
But in Palins case, shes attractive and she isn't ashamed to show herself as what she is. A woman. Feminine.
Another thing that dem women don't like. Which is why they are the pantsuit party.
Femininity scares dem women. Threatens them. Since they aren't attractive they feel more..comfortable trying to be men than actually being women.

Palin's charisma is also something that scares the crap out of them. To see her bring out tons of people. Tons of them. To rival any crowd that Hillary came out with. To rival Barry as well.
Garnering REAL EXCITEMENT. REAL LOVE.
To see her take all the shots and come back with dignity and poise and grace and STRENGTH....Is really really impressive.
And again...to a dem...scary as all SHITE!

She is the real deal.

And win or lose tomorrow...she is here to stay. And she will definitely be back. To which I say....yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah baby.

If she, Jindal, Pawlenty, Romney are the future...all we have to do is minimize the damage within the next four years. (of which will still be extensive as if barry wins, I truly expect to see the first act of street terrorism, as we'll be so weakened due to a child like view of the world...mark me on that). More on that some other time.

But to Sarah? Glad your here! And if the McCain ship doesn't make it tomorrow....You load that gun for 2012. There's a dumb moose properly initialed B.O. full of B.S. that needs to be field dressed.

On THIS ELECTION EVE...

Got a handfull of posts coming up. Including some aimed at some of my old friends and foes....

Keep yer eye out for them..

ACORN'S sister organization, WALNUT. PART 1.

jason Matera is back undercover talking to morons and goombas. Also known as the obama base. I could swear the guy at with the sign that has never been with a girl is my pal 'countsy'. But enough of that.

Look it over and laugh then cry.