Never let old democrat Ku Kluxsmen drink before giving a speech..

Or do, and grab some popcorn to watch the trainwreck.

A few years old, but still laugh worthy. DIG the obvious pause for dramatic effect at around the 58 mark. You'll know it when you get to it.
I tried using that pause for effect method with my wife...It only annoyed her. Sooo I guess I succeeded in my mission.

>:D