"Grassroots" vs "Astro-turf"

Hmmm...I"m looking through my rollo-dex for my ole lefty dummi, er I mean friends!
Ole 'countsy' and his little muse 'robo'....
I just want to make sure that they see this. I know that they would want me to cuz they so need some education.
BADLY need some education.

Ahh well. no such luck. But I'm sure that they are seeing this..
Aren't you 'countsy'.

>:)